failed escape attempts

[hardasnail]

if you are going to try escaping by swimming you better be a Jacob Phelps.

http://kfor.com/2018/05/10/suspect-t...klahoma-river/

[Clitcomander]

Maybe you're talking about Michael Phelps. Not sure if there is a famous swimmer that is named Jacob Phelps

[hardasnail]

Michael Phelps. thank you for the correction. Knew it was Phelps.

[lovestudder]

Yeah I think this fella thinks he was Micheal Phelps until the police caught him.

[Clitcomander]

lol welcome, I was confused there for a while too

[kissmeback]

Looks like he wasn't even able to make it to the middle of the river

[daddyslittleG1rl]

[PennyTration]

lmaooo that meme

[kittycat123]

there yu are!

[daddyslittleG1rl]

He's mad because hardasnail got his name wrong lol

[Softandwet]

criminal mastermind right there

[meowmeowbark]

He swam that hard just to be caught. Can't imagine how tired he was.

[W3tThet1p]

I bet he was exhausted as fuck. He might even swallowed some water, his adrenaline got drunk.

[meowmeowbark]

The officer is like "dude thanks for trying". lol

[kittycat123]

what kind of an idiot attempts escape by the river

[Freew0man82]

That kind of idiot lol since he's the only one that have tried it

[kittycat123]

well, if we keep having criminals like these there wont be much of a problem

[melaniamania]

Poor man with all his exerted efforts to swim he still didn't make it. The police is just waiting at the other end to catch him (chill life officer).

[iwantsexnowplease]

I know right. All those efforts came to waste. lol

[scrumptious1]

Still, you gotta admire his dedication though

[Snugglebear]

Dedication to escape? He should have swam to the other side of the river rather than swam back to his vehicle

[sexsexgirlnowme]

Dedication to swim just to be caught. lol

[scrumptious1]

that's more dedication than most of the guys who tried to date me, to say the least

[hardasnail]

what in the hell what this idiot thinking trying to escape


http://ktla.com/2018/05/01/inmate-ho...in-sun-valley/

[hardasnail]

here is another idiot trying to use the river to escape from the police.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/...suspect-swims/

[hardasnail]

This idiot try to run away following a hit and run in front of several police officers. some people will just never learn

http://bakersfieldnow.com/news/natio...ocession-flees

[dagift2womens]

He might have gotten a fewer charges against him if only he didn't ran away