shame...somebody's fun got spilled

[hardasnail]

wonder how many men won't be licking chocolate off a woman's tit or pussy do to this accident

https://www.yahoo.com/news/liquid-ch...161531295.html

[FedoraTheExplora]

Well they can actually use whipped cream or honey if there is no chocolate available

[sexsexgirlnowme]

wonder how many men won't be licking chocolate off a woman's tit or pussy do to this accident

https://www.yahoo.com/news/liquid-ch...161531295.html

Of course, most men wont hesitate. I didn't know chocolate is harder to get rid of than oil stains, that's so much work though.

[kizliak]

So are you suggesting that people would lick this off to have it cleaned up? No one would even want to eat a spilled chocolate.

[meowmeowbark]

I bet that someone out there would actually do that

[kizliak]

walmart people

[scrumptious1]

you ever heard of the guy who put nutella in his dick so his gf would blow him

[kissmeback]

I got an ex before who put peanut butter on his balls so that his dog would lick them lol

[scrumptious1]

oh that poor innocent dog

[demoomed]

They should spill it in my fridge. I feel bad about the chocolate being wasted.

[W3tThet1p]

Have they actually cleaned up the road already?

[daddyslittleG1rl]

What are you planning to do if they didn't?

[hardasnail]

I would assume so since this story was from a few days ago. some steam, soap and maybe a front end loader and a dump truck.

[DilDoDabbins]

I guess all those goodies are now washed out and cleaned up.

[Freew0man82]

I guess Its already cleaned up, I just wish it was spilled in my mouth.

[sexualdepth]

wonder how many men won't be licking chocolate off a woman's tit or pussy do to this accident

https://www.yahoo.com/news/liquid-ch...161531295.html

If that's the case it would be a chocolate sex party. Licking there and everywhere.

[AglowReportsDari]

Don't they know that there is already a chocolate shortage threat?

[TickleMyTesla]

Yeah, I've heard of that as well

[hardasnail]

wonder if anyone will be getting any eggs, legs or nuggets out of this crash involving chickens.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...aware-highway/

[QueefPat]

I guess there would be a discount sale on chicken in the next couple of days because of the accident

[hardasnail]

ok where is the slot machines at. load of coins got dumped along the highway today.

http://www.kctv5.com/story/38372881/...ed-truck-crash

[hardasnail]

I gotta make a crack at those of you who like whiskey. could be your brand ended up all over the road today in a fiery wreck.

http://5newsonline.com/2018/06/14/fi...n-central-ark/

[AglowReportsDari]

Are the roads in Arkansas cursed or something? Why is it that food and drinks tend to get spilled or strewn out

[hardasnail]

guess some people will be waiting a few years for that ripen age bourbon.


https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/22/us/th...rnd/index.html

[LiquidAss]

Not really a bourbon drinker, but I feel really bad that happened

[QueefPat]

I hope that the barrels that were destroyed doesn't contain the ones that were about to be bottled

[Movievestre]

I think that anybody who's a drinker will still feel bad about this even if they're not into bourbon